I graduate and start a full time job next month which basically means I will be in pajamas watching Gary Busey movies for the next fifteen days
Emoji Pictionary with Hannah:
1. Nena, 99 Luftbaloons
2. The OC
3. The Wedding Singer
4. Alien
5. Brokeback Mountain
Hannah got really close to capturing Fargo “but there’s no wood chipper so what’s the point?”
If Tumblr really is this crowdsourced compilation of All Things Humans Find Pretty—like some people tell me it is—then why are there no “Jean Seberg’s Loafers With Bobby Socks” themed Tumblrs?
Mmm…girly springtime clothes plus a cutely designed book jacket. Oh wait, it’s for…LOLITA?!
This is super disturbing! I asked my little sister why she reblogged this (which is how I saw it) and she said “Oh, I didn’t notice the book I just liked the clothes,” which is why I assume most of the 12,596 other people reblogged this. Is whoever created this naive or are they trolling teen girls on Tumblr?
Completed my research. Have a horrible cold. Presenting my research later today. It is raining.
This has been a post.
Updated with Context: I will be talking about my research about YouTube beauty gurus, “Guru Girls: YouTube and the Construction of Popular Feminine Selves,” this evening at 5:30pm in Duane Library at Fordham. You are invited!
Yesterday, news “leaked” (in one of those “my publicist called TMZ” ways) that former MTV Teen Mom Farrah made a Hilton and Kardashian style “sex tape.” The media has committed to calling it a sex tape, like it’s a leaked personal video, even though it was filmed on professional sets with professional porn star James Deen and is currently being professionally edited. Few have called the news unexpected, but it is quite a leap from Farrah’s attempt to launch herself as a lifestyle guru over the past six months, from her cooking videos to her poorly thought out/named children’s book Passy Perfume. The failure of that campaign is likely at the heart of Farrah’s, uh, career change.
Before yesterday’s porn news, Farrah’s career reinvention has been centered in her personal YouTube channel, “pafarrahabraham.” Farrah’s channel is a catch-all where she shares her homemade music videos and tries to break onto the YouTube scene with beauty, fitness, and cooking tips. I say this with much love for both “Teen Mom” and YouTube: Farrah’s attempts to become the next JuciyStar07 failed wildly.
Almost all of her videos have been “disliked” by over two-thirds of viewers. The clips are filled with odd interstitials, empty tips, and a coldness that separates her from the rest of YouTube’s beauty gurus. People watch instructional YouTube videos for a bevy of reasons, not the least of which is to get lifestyle advice from people viewers find at least a little inspirational. Since Farrah is very fit, exercises constantly, and isn’t shy around cameras, she should be able to make a popular fitness video—or at least one that isn’t widely reviled. But her work out video, “F&S Work Out #1 BabyBum,” is just her getting on her hands and knees and lazily lifting one leg, dog-meets-fire hydrant style. Sometimes she hugs her baby. That isn’t a tip, let alone a useful exercise.
The same can be said for her cooking videos. One of Farrah’s main MTV plot points was moving to Florida to pursue an associate’s degree in restaurant management or, in her words, “culinary school” (she did not go to culinary school). In her video “Food with Farrah ‘Pyramid Kitchen,’” it is clear that she not only learned nothing at Food Academy, but also that her concept of food is so abstracted from the norm that she might as well be a Martian.
Filmed on her iPhone, like all of her videos, “Pyramid Kitchen” features the very distinctive, public domain accessible background music of early 2000s pornography. Giving viewers tips about healthy eating, Farrah suggests eating one piece of kale, says that lime, papaya, and tomato are a healthy dose of vegetables, and, like a WebMD robot, lets viewers know that “if you are 19 to 70 years old, you only need 6 ounces of protein to satisfy your appetite per day.”
“Mmm,” she concludes, awkwardly sniffing the plate like a pet sticking its nose in your cocktail, “this smells like a well-balanced meal.”
Delicious.
Last year I took a great class about the space race (and, in order to get there, Nazi rockets, Life Magazines wives, space dogs, etc). There, I developed a love of moon landing conspiracy theories. Teasing out why we believe the things we do is so juicy, and playing with why some believe moon landing conspiracy theories is all fun, no foul: there’s no risk of discrediting a genocide survivor’s experience, for instance.
A recent favorite is one my friend Meghan picked up while doing research in Kosovo. According to a recent documentary and widely held national belief, NASA bought the technology to go to the moon from Tito in 1961. Perfect! Of couse. Slow down, rocket Nazis employed by NASA—this Yugoslavian dictator has it covered.
I ran into another theory this evening in Room 237, my favorite documentary since Queen of Versailles. Roughly, Room 237 is about conspiracy theories surrounding Kubrik’s The Shining. In my reading, though, it’s more about obsession and how we read film today—that is, over and over and over on DVD—than it is about Kubrik. Very Errol Morris. Fast Cheap & Out of Control is one of my faves, and I saw a lot of it in Room 237.
Anyway, the moon theory in Room 237 is delightfully complicated and kooky. Stanley Kubrik was hired by “the government” (I want more detail! Was it the White House or NASA? Who wanted Kubrik?) to fake the moon landing footage. Not the moon landing, mind you, just the footage for PR purposes. Kubrik had to hide this job from his wife, lie about it to his fellow artists, and felt terrible about his complicity. The Shining is Kubrik working through his guilt about faking the moon landing. Basically, Kubrik’s psyche as Jack Nicholson. Kubrik planted clues throughout the Shining about Apollo, this theory goes, but he had to keep them very subtle to avoid government retribution. He even planted a visual fuck you to Stephen King just to throw viewers off the Apollo scent.
Yes, please.
This has been a public service announcement to see Room 237 and email me you favorite moon landing theories because it’s what makes me happy.
For a decade, there was nothing in the world I wanted more than goofy bedding from the DeLiA*s catalogue.
What does your father think of Enlightened?
I think he cries at every episode. In a way, it’s a bit of an anthem for him. My dad is an activist and Amy is kind of an activist. My dad spent so much of his life trying to assimilate into the world he thought he was supposed to be part of, and it made him crazy. When he came out, it was really important for him to get in every person’s face about his sexuality and the politics behind it. I remember in my teens being like, “Ugh, god! Can we just get through the day without an awkward interaction with some stranger or old friend?” At the same time, I realized that’s how true change happens, from people who are willing to risk being unpopular or unlikeable or create these awkward interactions. When Amy’s being strident and in somebody’s face, she may be unlikeable. But at the same time, that’s somebody who’s gonna do something.